Sorry Ken. She's dumped you.
Barbie's officially dumped Ken. Well at least on the German version of the Barbie.com empire. She dumped him for Blaine.
The site was running a voting campaign and there were three new men vying with Ken for Barbie. The choice was also offered for people who felt Barbie should stay alone.
But the voting was cover up to conceal the real reasons behind the break-up.
I heard rumors as to why she dumped Ken. Ken was going through a serious midlife crisis. He moved to Europe, visited Neuschwanstein and Ken soon manifested clear delusions of grandeur. Ken (not available in North or South America) decided not to return to the US and when caught by Barbie watching and applauding the Michael Moore film Fahrenheit 9/11 at Cannes - this was the straw that broke the Camel's back. All this only two days after having heard from Midge that it was possible Ken was the real father of Nikki - not Alan.
Can we blame her for choosing Blaine? He may be a lazy Australian surfer whose favorite phrase is "You're dreaming!" but he clearly has his head screwed on straighter than Ken at this point.
;-)
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